Machine automatically tattoos you

What’s worse than getting a tattoo you choose from a catalog of bad designs and then halfway through the process of getting inked, regretting it? How about someone else that chooses your tattoo for you instead? In this case, a machine. Some folks have come up with an automatic tattoo machine to do just that. All you have to do is get strapped to the device, and once it starts, you basically have no say in anything. The machine selects a religion at random, and gives you a tattoo of its corresponding symbol. And that’s all there is to it. Anybody interested in using such a machine?