iran-time-machineAn Iranian businessman has cited what was deemed to be impossible all this while – that he has managed to invent a time machine, and he certainly did not need a DeLorean to help him achieve his goal. In fact, this businessman said that he could fast forward up to 8 years into the future, but how about turning the clock back? Known as Ali Razeghi, he is also a Tehran scientist, and has gone about registering “The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine” with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.

This particular device will not be able to physically send you into the future it seems, but basically is a high tech fortune telling machine. In order to see what the future has in store for you, his device will take readings from your touch, before feeding that through a set of complex algorithms in order to “predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy”. I wonder whether there is even an earth around 8 years down the road, if Iran and North Korea starts to send their nukes on a holiday on foreign soil.

I find Razeghi’s comments hilarious, as he said that “the reason that we are not launching our prototype at this stage is that the Chinese will steal the idea and produce it in millions overnight.” Will the communist party come knocking on his door in the middle of the night? And you thought that April Fool’s Day was already over.

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