Farting damage control for the holidays
Posted on Nov 20, 07 10:29 PM PDT
Farting in public can be quite the embarrassment - which is why U.S. Patent 6313371 helps keep your flatulence a private affiar. This "non-intrusive" pad will be taped "inside [of your] briefs or panties in the anal area", working hard to neutralize whatever personal greenhouse emissions you might have due to stuffing yourself with too much turkey and other holiday meals. Made from "charcoal cloth originally developed by the British Chemical Defense Establishment of the Ministry of Defense", this makes it more than capable of deodorizing toxic gas. It will take some time before the Flatulence Deodorizer makes it to commercial stores, but this is definitely one of the wackier gadgets to be released thus far.
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By Obbop , 28/03/08 8:03 PM (CommentID #596665)
"um you recommend inflatable plug ..
is it work?"
Oh, yes... wondrously. The seal created after the inflatable butt plug has been enlarged will either stop anything attempting to depart the body or, after sufficient experience, the user can inflate the plug to just the point where gasses can only very slowly pass by the extremely narrow gap between the plug and the body.
It can be quite titillating feeling the gasses creeping by.
However, one drawback is the placement of the inflation bulb.
I just place it near my male member where the bulb adds to the manly buge in my manly bulge area.
I receive many pleasent smiles from females as they notice the abnormally large bulge where my "pocket rocket" resides.
By mandy , 03/12/07 7:12 PM (CommentID #383416)
have anyone tell me how to buy it or
give more datails to me?thx
Obbop>>>
hi~um you recommend inflatable plug ..
is it work?
By mandy , 03/12/07 7:05 PM (CommentID #383405)
have anyone tell me how to buy it or
give more datails to me?thx
By haha , 27/11/07 12:38 PM (CommentID #377725)
damn you guys are some weird motherfukers
By Chris , 26/11/07 11:42 AM (CommentID #376600)
I seriously need one of these - especially the muffler… The plug idea scare me - it seems uncomfortable too. I'm also concerned about stairs. there are lot at the in-laws. For six bucks – I’m gonna try it!
By Gaiko , 25/11/07 9:51 PM (CommentID #376084)
The sad part is there are those of us (not even that old yet) who have digestive tract problems who could really use something like this... esepcially if it had a "muffle feature"... sigh.
By Obbop , 25/11/07 7:06 AM (CommentID #375541)
Sheeesh... you young whippersnappers resort to such complex solutions for easily-remedied problems.
A simple basic butt plug solves the problem and, with periodic cleaning, can be used over and over... unlike that new-fangled gizmo that needs regular replacement and will end up lin the landfills that are already overflowing.
I recommend the inflatable plug for easy insertion and effective fit after insertion and being expanded. The air-release valve allows for easy removal.
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