Pink baby seal a tazer

What looks like an innocent pink baby seal toy is actually a deadly tazer, providing you with an element of surprise when it comes to keeping creeps and other assailants away from you. Capable of delivering a 195 volt charge, this pink baby seal tazer upon contact will definitely expand your assailant’s vocabulary when it comes to the word pain. Pretty neat and small enough to double up as an ordinary keychain. Hopefully there’s a safety latch somewhere that prevents you from shocking yourself accidentally.