Shocking Tanks help cultivate winning attitude

Do you have a pacifist in your household who seems to be everyone’s doormat? Why not teach the said person the values of fighting for one’s rights using the Shocking Tanks from Amazon. After all, didn’t our President say that the use of force is necessary to achieve peace? These radio-controlled shocking tanks will fire infrared beams, and the target, when hit, will see an electric shock sent to the said tank’s controller as a reminder not to stay out in the open but search for suitable cover and terrain in each battle. The $50 price tag will require you to stock up on rechargeable batteries though since you will need half a dozen AAA and an equal number of AA batteries to run the entire setup.