Update: we have been contacted by Itami: this is a HOAX! Here’s what itami has to say about it:
It has come to our attention that competitors have released a product called the “Love Trainer” which has been illegally using copyrighted images and video footage from Itami.com. Please be aware that the “Love Trainer” is not endorsed or affiliated with Itami or Sega Toys in any way. We are working closely with Sega Toys to remove any unauthorized content from the internet and will be taking the appropriate legal actions. Please accept our apologies for the confusion this may have caused over the Itami and Sega Toys products. (link)
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Do you feel inadequate in the bedroom due to the amount of emails you’ve been getting telling you that you’re not a stud unless you add a few more inches to your manhood? Well, it isn’t all about the size of the package, you know, but your lasting power. This is where the quirky LoveTrainer device comes in – Sega is the brains behind this set of headphones that you and your lover wear while doing the horizontal hokey pokey. It will play music that helps you both relax alongside inspirational statements including “The foreplay, will now begin!” and “You are making love, at a very good pace!”. Encouragement from a third party in something so sacred and private? We think this is one of the funniest (and useless) things to come in a long time, but it might just make for a good gag Valentine’s Day gift before you bust out the diamonds to erase that disappointed look on her face.
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