Pole dancer meets love of her life

The USB Pole Dancer which caused quite an uproar in straight-as-a-ruler Britain looks set to have finally found her soulmate – the USB Party Boy. Like his blonde sweetheart, the USB Party Boy is capable of gyrating away to your favorite tunes whenever he’s hooked up to your computer via USB. In addition, flashing LEDs add to the effect of being in a seedy nightspot while downing some cold ones with your buddies. There is currently no word on pricing or availability details, but he should cost somewhere in the same region as his girlfriend. Move over, Ken and Barbie, we have a new couple in town, and they are oh-so-HOT.