Hamburger Mouse targets kiddy market

This is one burger at the deskop that won’t drop any crumbs into your keyboard – the Hamburger Computer Mouse. At $19.95, you get a uniquely delicious ergonomic design and a guarantee of approximately three million clicks. That’s probably one million more than you’ll ever need in your lifetime, unless you’re a sucker for point-and-click RPGs such as old school Diablo. Unfortunately, its optical resolution of 250dpi isn’t anything to shout about while the tracking speed of 500mm/sec is average at best. I personally don’t see anything ergonomic about this mouse, so please correct me if I am wrong.