Squawk! goes the clock

I know, I know, the parrot ranks alongside the eye patch as an indispensable accessory to any self-respecting pirate. If you do know of any modern day pirates who do not yet own a timepiece, perhaps this USB-powered Parrot Desk Lamp and Clock will make for the perfect gift. Retailing for a mere $10, you get a digital clock and an LED lamp attached to its beak, letting you chart your course for the next day without risking burning the whole ship down with a wayward oil lamp while you immerse yourself in some rum.