The spaceman cometh!

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce Neil to all of you. Neil is a servant who is suffering from schizophrenia which explains his spaceman suit. This true blue astronaut wannabe is actually a USB extension device that looks extremely cute and somewhat like a Bomberman without arms. He ensures you no longer need to dirty your knees when trying to plug in a USB flash drive or other USB devices, as he comes with a cable long enough for him to sit on your desk comfortably. Neil retails for $16.49 a pop.