Art Guard alarm keeps masterpieces safe

You’re one of the nouveau rich who jet sets around the globe while dining in fine restaurants, and chances are your home will probably have its fair share of masterpieces as well. Knowing that you can’t fully rely on a human patrol to keep your precious art collection safe, why not team up with the Art Guard alarm as well? This tiny alarm is screwed into the wall, and the painting’s wire is balanced on top of the device. Should the painting move an inch, it will emit a piercing sound that would put even a banshee to shame. A key will be able to deactivate it, so better keep a pair of earplugs handy for you to reset the alarm should your cat actually set it off accidentally. The Art Guard alarm retails for $400 for a pack of 10.