Attack of the RC Tarantulas

The Uncle Milton RC Tarantula looks just like the real thing – it scurries, it crawls, and even comes with a furry texture that will definitely scare the living daylights out of any arachnophobes. Unfortunately, the RC Tarantula’s game is up the moment one notices it can only crawl on flat surfaces. Woe to its owner should mother lay the smack down on this $24.95 piece of machinery only to discover that screws and bolts hold it up together instead of sinew and other gooey stuff that a tarantula is made of.