Wear Your Seat is embarassing

Want to look like a retard? Putting on the Wear Your Seat cushion wherever you go does just the trick, making you look like a reject from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie studio. While the idea is a noble one, giving you a nice, soft cushion to rest upon no matter where you plant your butt, no self-respecting person would actually wear this out, would they? I didn’t know that the Quasimodo look is now the in thing.