More Hello Kitty merchandise

Is there nothing sacred that has not yet fallen to the scourge known as Hello Kitty? Apparently, gadgets and electronic items seem to bear the brunt of the punishment, and this hand-crank generator being the latest in line to receive the Hello Kitty endorsement. Should you actually feel tired from turning the crank, there is always a 9V battery port that helps power all the other functions. There is a compass to help you find the True North under all circumstances, a cable to juice up your cellphone, an LED flashlight, an emergency alarm to attract the attention rescue workers in a disaster, and the rudimentary AM/FM radio to keep you entertained while you lie trapped under ceiling beams amidst the rubble you once called home.