Davek SOLO Umbrella turns on the style

Who knew that the humble umbrella could be as classy as the Davek SOLO Umbrella? This typical sun-and-rain shielding device boasts a WindFlex Frame System that comes with reinforced flexible carbon polymer ligaments and a solid steel shaft that makes it stand up against even the fiercest high winds. Heck, it sounds rigid enough to beat someone else into submission as well just in case you’re being assaulted. The microweave, 190 thread count nylon canopy and water-repellent coating keeps you dry while the nickel-plated zinc alloy handle comes with an integrated clip which can be attached to a bag or strap. This $95 brolly comes with a 3-action button system and unconditional lifetime guarantee, making this virtually the only umbrella you’ll ever need. Too bad it doesn’t surf the Internet.