Paintball tank overruns your opponents

A game of paintball often involves plenty of teamwork, but you can be a one-man-gang-bang-man with the Funtrak Mini Paintball Tank. This pint-sized tank will keep you virtually protected from external fire, while the turret-mounted paintball gun allows you to mow down the opposition with impunity just like how a real tank works in the battlefield (without the threat of bombers from above, of course). A motorized drive system moves the Funtrak Mini Paintball Tank around, while the tread drive allows you to navigate your way through the roughest obstacles. Unfortunately, a thing of such beauty retails for a hefty £8,000. They’re custom built, so you’ll need to wait up to three months before your order rolls onto your doorstep.