USB Chocolate MP3 Player

The USB Chocolate MP3 Player from Brando is one highly portable player, weighing a mere 12 grams – so make sure you know where you’ve kept it in your pocket lest you forget it is there and lose it accidentally, whether to the washing machine or having it dropped out without your knowledge. There is no LCD display, so chances are you’ll have to make do with random song playback. It measures 3cm x 4.3cm x 1cm and supports both MP3 and WMA audio formats. I have absolutely no idea what the symbols on the buttons mean – is there some sort of dog walking mode on this thing? And what does the word “Chocolate” have to do with describing this MP3 player? The 2GB model will retail for $39.00.