Husky, Shiba and Doberman Breeds Now Available

For folks who dislike the floppy-eared USB Humping Dogs of yore, why not settle for newer breeds? We have the hardworking Husky, Shiba Ken and Doberman breeds now available for purchase to make the old office cubicle a little bit more obscene by injecting some juvenile humor. After all, everyone can make do with a good laugh, especially when the weekend comes to a close and you need something to look forward to in a new work week. The entire set will retail for $35, along with a flat shipping and handling charge of $4.50 per pack. Can’t wait for someone to modify this and include some sort of flash memory within.