Meat Grinder Gun

You can’t get any weirder than this – the Meat Grinder Gun. While it has half the shape of an actual gun, this gag device in reality grinds meat, and would be a nice thing to have in one’s apron just in case there are overly fussy customers who love to do nothing but complain all night long despite being given the best seat in the house and preference over everybody else. These Meat Grinder Guns are not meant for sale, but we can expect them to appear on eBay in due time as they’re giveaway items for new NRA members who demonstrate positively that they are professionals in the culinary field.