Trim Hedge With Crane-lifted Lawnmower

If you’ve ever thought of trimming your hedge in the most noticeable fashion, the person behind all of this must certainly agree with you. After all, how do you describe a person who gets someone to operate a crane to lift him and his lawnmower over the hedges to give it a trim? The funny part is that apparently one of the people involved is nursing a broken hand, but that wasn’t due to a fall from the mower.