Straighten out your nose and not your life with the Beauty Lift High Nose

In your eternal and never-ending quest for beauty, along comes a device from Japan (somehow it had to be that country and no where else) known as the Beauty Lift High Nose. Surely you won’t need any explanation on what it is supposed to do? For starters, it makes you look like a total dork, but the end result is always due to a long and bitter road traveled, right? This device by Omni intends for you to own the perfect snoot. Covering your face like some sort of plastic Facehugger gone wrong, it boasts electric vibrations to make sure you end up looking a whole lot better than Michael Jackson, God bless his soul. Expect to try something zany for around $83 after conversion.