Darth Vader is one of the most gifted and powerful Force users in galactic history, only to have his career (and limbs) literally cut short as a Jedi because he decided to dabble in the Dark Side. Well, that doesn’t mean he became a wimp after that – no sir, he was even more feared than ever before behind that dark mask of his. Just in case his powers of the Jedi Mind Trick are on the wane, there is always external help that comes in the form of Valkee’s Brain Stimulation Headset.
This unique device will substitute the mood-elevating effects of the sun, where it will channel safe bright light directly to photosensitive regions of the brain via the ear canal. Proven to increase energy, it also functions as a preventative or treatment of mood swings. Now this is no witch doctor claim, since Valkee has CE medical device certification and is clinically tested.
Perfect to keep the subject of the Dark Lord of the Sith happy even when working under him, and Vader might even find some use himself when he realized that he has come so far into the Dark Side that he might just be irredeemable, which we know is not the case in Episode VI. [Press Release]
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