Talking Toilet Roll for laughs

So you can train your brain or play Sudoku while taking a dump, but one must remember that the brainy types are too genius for their own good, and occasionally forget to clean up once they’re done with their business. The Talking Toilet Roll is guaranteed to provide a shock and some laughter after laying your log, with classic quips such as “Remember to flush and wash your hands”, “Toilet Olympics 5 points” or “The best result of today”. It is even possible to record a personalized message, and there is no limit as to how often you want to change the recorded message. Too bad the Talking Toilet Roll ranks a little on the pricey side at $45 a pop.