Eavesdropping made easy

The M7 Secret Ageny Spy Ear device targets those who want to develop super sensitive hearing like Daredevil, but missed the opportunity to do so by being blinded by some wayward chemicals from a drum. This diminutive device is equipped with an ultra-sensitive microphone that enables one to pick up crisp, clear audio from all directions without looking too suspicious. You can even adjust the volume control to pick up conversations from different distances. The M7 Secret Agent Spy Ear retails for $29.95. I wonder why is the person in the picture smiling to himself – has he actually overheard his boss telling the secretary to include a nice, fat bonus in his paycheck this month?