Hello Kitty Oven Toaster

Hello Kitty is back to torment the world with its Hello Kitty Oven Toaster that comes in a garish pink color, sending grown men cowering under the table at the sheer sight of its ‘girliness’. Heck, it comes printed with cute images of cupcakes, strawberries, candy and Hello Kitty herself on the front – basically anything and everything that makes a man cringe. Apart from its female-centric design, this is but a standard oven toaster that comes at a cut-throat price of $93.50, no thanks to the brand name’s pulling power. Santa, if you’re reading this, I’ve been nice all year round so don’t drop this down the chimney for me.