GPS lingerie just does not make sense

The GPS lingerie raises many ethical issues – especially when you’re suffering from a serious case of insecurity as you wonder whether your foxy missus is fooling behind your back whenever you are not around. Of course, we think you’re better off hiring a private investigator if you have your doubts, but for those who are more adventurous and sly, Lindelucy of Brazil has rolled out a GPS lingerie that pretty much lets you keep track of where the wearer is at all times – at least until it is removed and thrown off onto the floor which ought to happen pretty soon when in the same room with a lover. Best to get a good lawyer to help you out with this then. No idea on whether this uses the SiRFStar III GPS chipset or not…