What is it these days with spy cameras and hidden microphones? Is privacy dead? Apparently so, with the release of the GSM Table Lamp. This unique table lamp comes fitted with a GSM room monitor that enables you to dial into the lamp from anywhere in the world, listening in to the conversation that is being held in the same room. The built-in microphone comes with a 20 metre range, which should be long enough for virtually any room (unless you live in a castle). Too bad it costs a whooping £998.75 (product now delisted), making it nigh impossible for the layman to purchase one for every room in his house.