Want to remove hemorrhoids by yourself? Get the all-new $34.99 Hemor-Rite Cryotherapy Device today. Just store the device in the freezer until its sufficiently cold, and then apply enough lubricant to the protruding part and stuff it up your derriere. It applies freezing temperatures directly to the inflamed tissue and adds new meaning to the phrase, “Freezing your butt off”.
[Via Strange New Products]