At first glance, you might think this bovine and frog are just some sort of hand-cranked toy, but they actually masquerade as manual paper shredders in case you have any incriminating paper trails that you do not want your family and colleagues to find out about. While I am fine with inserting paper into the frog’s mouth, I find it rather disturbing that the cow fares worse since you have to insert it from the back. The cow and frog paper shredders have openings that measure 5.5cm and 6.5cm respectively. They are both made from ABS resin and retail for approximately $13 after conversion. Cute stuff to have at the desk.