The oxymoronically-named Massively Mini Media Player from Hasbro targets kids who are still too young to appreciate the aesthetic value of an iPod, and yet are too old to carry Mickey Mouse MP3 players around. This digital audio player comes with an integrated FM tuner, a JPEG photo viewer, audio and video playback support (it is compatible with AVI, WMV, MP3, and WMA formats), and 128MB of built-in memory. The 1.1″ touchscreen OLED display makes it redundant to have video playback as your eyes will probably fall out from their sockets after watching video for 10 minutes. With no memory card slot, 128MB of memory is certainly a questionable decision. Choose from pink, silver, or green colors for $70 a pop.