The world we live in thrives on shortcuts. Take a look at all the fast track slimming programmes that your inbox is spammed with each day. For those who are too lazy to keep a healthy brushing regiment, there is the Ionic Teeth Whitener device that actually promises to deliver sparkling white teeth with frequent usage. It accomplishes this miracle by using a special blue LED that activates silver ions that come inside a special toothpaste, doing away with nasty yellow stains caused by smoking, drinking coffee, and other unhealthy oral habits. This Ionic Teeth Whitener retails for $30. The chick in the photo looks like she’s munching on some radiactive cake.