Nothing like a good massage after a long day at the office, eh? If you’re a corporate high flyer who doesn’t want to get involved in scandals where escorts are concerned, then you could always consider the Auto Healther Reiz DZ-270 from Dainichi. This is but a body massage robot that will pamper you from head to toe, without any sexual connotations which could topple you from your lofty corporate career. It is smart enough to adapt its speed and pressure to the body part it is massaging automatically, boasting an integrated audio system, a touch screen LCD display and the ability to warm up your body. The price to pay for such luxury? €8,500 – no more, no less.